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What Resulted From Allowing Us Our Own Table

Tue May 20, 2008, 9:26 PM
We have developed the mathematical equations which prove us awesome, among other important findings in the universe. We did this over a lunch period, writing all of these equations on the margins of my philosophy homework, while eating french fries. Sheer genius.

Cydney+ Noah= Doogle+ Chris
Therefore: Cydney = Doogle, and Noah= Chris
Cydney+Noah= Adorable
Therefore: Chris+Doogle= Adorably Awesome

Greg+ Poke= FUN

Chris+ Melissa= Naked
Chris+ Melissa+ Doogle= 0
0- Doogle= Nude
(Chris + Melissa) x -1= Doogle
Chris+ Melissa+Noah= What?!

Philosophy- Mr. Swords= LAME!

Noah+ Chris+ Greg+ Pete+ Doogle= SMILE HAPPY
SMILE HAPPY= Law of Joy= EPIC

Jesse - Awesome= Still a lot of Awesome

Seniors+ Not Leaving Ever= Infinity

And this is just a start. I plan to continue this research in the field of proving our awesome, but I can't do this alone. I have designated all of my buddies to a comittee formed to continue to feed me these equations. So, start now. I will periodically update the research files (aka this) when more mathematical awesome is discovered by all of you. Just send me your theoretical data and equations through a note.

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  • Listening to: Lights Out-- Mindless Self Indulgence
  • Reading: Watchmen
  • Watching: Paranoia Agent
  • Playing: Silent Hill Origins
  • Eating: Pop tarts
  • Drinking: Sunny D

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~Yasha-Enjou:iconYasha-Enjou: May 21, 2008, 2:32:40 PM
Have you calculated yet the fourth root of Chris+Doogle?

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~Rain-Again:iconRain-Again: May 21, 2008, 8:33:39 PM
The fourth root of Chris+Doogle?

This is madness! I'm going to need to devote a team of specialists in the field of awsome to solve this equation!

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I'm tired.
~Rain-Again:iconRain-Again: May 21, 2008, 8:36:37 PM
Yes, these breakthroughs in math, science, and awesome are quite shocking. We believe they will have a profound effect on the universe. We are currently working towards using these theories to solve world hunger.

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I'm tired.
~Joshua-J249:iconJoshua-J249: May 23, 2008, 8:15:43 AM
...of course, we all know that the fourth root of doogle is a pipe(tree branch flavored), while the fourth root of chris is a hearing aid...therefore, the fourth root of chris+doogle=A flute!

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\"You saw...nothing....AMNESIA DUST *POOF*\"
~Rain-Again:iconRain-Again: May 23, 2008, 2:32:41 PM
Noah! This is genius! This theory is infallable!!

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I'm tired.
~drmarcoramses:icondrmarcoramses: May 24, 2008, 6:43:09 PM
NO NO NO! PETER=CHRIS+DOOGLE+NOHA+CYDNY)=NO MORE FOOD!!!!!
~Rain-Again:iconRain-Again: May 24, 2008, 7:37:14 PM
Wait... what?

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I'm tired.
~Joshua-J249:iconJoshua-J249: May 27, 2008, 8:26:11 AM
infallable and unfailable baby!
infallable=Unfailable
Therefore Infall=Unfail and (Unfail=Infall)-n = I fail=U Fall(You fall)
SO...if you fall, than I fail...so watch our step!

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\"You saw...nothing....AMNESIA DUST *POOF*\"
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